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Hey, honey.

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Hey, Mom.

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How's it going?

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Good. Where's Dr.

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Williams at?

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Oh, well, he's out sick for the day.

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But we're just going to go ahead and do
your exam for you.

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Well, I should probably wait, right?

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Well, your school physical's due next
week.

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Yeah. You want to be able to make it to
practice, right?

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Yeah, but I could probably...

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I mean, doesn't he have any... Maybe I
can just call him or whatever. I mean,

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he'd probably fit me in, right?

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When he comes back in.

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He might say that he'd have to do it.

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I mean, here, he might as well just get
it finished.

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Honey, I'm your mother. It's okay.

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I don't want you getting a physical mom.

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Why? Because it's weird.

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Honey, it's going to be fine.

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Don't worry about it, really.

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I'm a doctor.

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I've done this all my life.

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You're no different than anybody else. I
know, but I just think... Dr. Williams

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is out sick today. Listen, this is the
last day you have before your labs can

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come back, and you're not going to have
time, but you have to practice on

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Monday. I have to do lab stuff?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Okay. You'll be fine, sweetheart.

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Don't worry about it.

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I just...

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Okay?

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It's not like you don't have anything
that I haven't seen before, okay?

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Deep breath in.

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Get in

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here.

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Why do you look so nervous, honey? Just
relax.

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Because I don't know.

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So now we're going to need to do your
rectal exam.

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What?

42
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Everybody has to do a prostate, even you
young ones.

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That's not right.

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No, isn't that something? You do that
when you're, like, old or something,

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right?

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It's on the checklist.

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Are you serious? Yeah.

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Don't worry about it.

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Remember when you were little and I used
to do those rectal, or those, used to

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take your temperature this way?
Remember?

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Just put this in there.

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Yeah.

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It won't even be like that. You won't
even feel a thing.

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I promise.

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Okay.

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Oh, wait, but first, I have to check for
the hernia.

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Go ahead and take your pants down.

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Cough.

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Cough.

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Alright. Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm.

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Like, quick, right?

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You won't feel a thing, I promise.

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Oh, crap.

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I forgot the loop.

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All right.

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I just want you to know you can feel
comfortable with me. I'm your mother,

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right?

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I know. I'm going to use a few different
things back here. It'll be just fine.

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All right?

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Okay.

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Don't worry about it, honey.

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That's really weird.

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I told you, I kind of... I forgot that
we...

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Well, we need to...

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Any discomfort?

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Honey,

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how many times do I have to tell you?
Don't swear.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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I'm still your mother.

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Milton's pretty normal.

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Alright, just one more thing.

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Don't worry about it honey.

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It's a good thing Dr. Williams isn't in
today. I don't know that he'd be this

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thorough.

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Okay,

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honey.

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Why don't you take a nice deep breath
now?

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Okay. That's perfect.

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That's right.

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What are you doing, buddy? What are you
doing?

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Nothing.

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You don't have to hide that.

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You know, an erection is completely
normal when the prostate is stimulated.

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It just kind of happens, so don't worry
about it, okay?

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Mom, I don't have a donor.

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Amazing. Oh, that's perfectly normal.

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At least we know you're good and
healthy, right?

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Okay.

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Let's do another quick little test, hmm?

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Just relax, honey. Okay.

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It's almost done, right?

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Yeah. And that's a good thing to have an
erection anyway, because that'll help

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us out for the sample I'm going to need.

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Sample of what?

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You're going to need a specimen.

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A specimen?

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah, go ahead and turn around, honey.

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Come on.

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Lift your legs.

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Let's go ahead and place your gloves
here.

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All right, you comfortable?

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Um, I guess. Good, okay.

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See, this isn't so bad, right?

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Well, okay.

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It's fine.

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I told you, it's good that you've
already got interaction.

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The ankle needs to collect a sample.

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All right, honey.

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Is she just going to the bathroom or
something?

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I've got other patients to see today.

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I can't have that ticking all day, all
right?

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This is the best way to do it.

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Is it working?

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Are we going to get what we need?

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Yeah. Okay.

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It's a little bit dry.

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It is?

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Be funny.

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All right.

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Now... How are you feeling, honey?

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I'm okay.

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I think I lost this.

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Now there's just one more thing.

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This is the last part of your physical.

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Okay? Okay.

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Just relax.

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You're so tense.

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Sorry.

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This way we'll make sure that your lab
results will be in by Monday.

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And you can go to practice.

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You do want to go to practice, right?

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Now. You ready?

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I want you to be a good boy.